starships and chips

starships and chips

humour / fandom / crap blog

17 year old extra-terrestrial being who happens to be called abbie. hi.

bloodsexandrocknroll:

the second gif is like “ahh memories” 

(Source: dandick, via captainsamvenommau5)

Patient:give it to me straight doc what's wrong with my x-rays
Doctor:can't find any bone titties

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

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evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

image

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officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

what do you call a crazy market

a bizarre bazaar

follow for more

For more what?

whatever that was

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